Breanna

scarlet-druidess:

rivers-for-me:

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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marlynnofmany:

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

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Hey

obscurelittlebird:

remember when President Snow had a family

And his oldest daughter was vengeful murderer Amy Dunne

And Pirate King Elizabeth Swan was his second oldest

And his middle child was a nurse from Asgard

And Daisy Buchanan followed Johanna Mason of District 7 everywhere

And President Snow was cousins with Lord Cutler Becket, who was shut down by Elizabeth Swan who held a gun to him

And Dr. Harrison moved in from Cranford and fell in love with Amy Dunne

And The Sherrif of Nottingham went with him and he fell in love with Elizabeth Swan

But Elizabeth Swan and the Sheriff had an argument over Prince Albert

And that’s why Mrs. Bennet has poor nerves

because I do

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pilgrimkitty:

dorcasdeadowes:

the pride and prejudice musical we deserve:

• darcy doesn’t sing a single note even during conversations where everyone else is singing at him that is until the argument following his first attempt at proposing to lizzy where you can see his restraint fall away
  
• his first big solo is the letter he writes her
• gelsey bell is mary and the unofficial narrator and she sits down at her piano to describe whats going on but before she can ever reveal her feelings on the matter, starting with that gelsey bell scream, mr bennet comes over and does the whole ‘that’s nice dear but give someone else a turn’
• mr wickham has this huge ballad about how darcy ruined his life and its super melodramatic and touching
• mr collins proposal to lizzy is an absolute bop that he gets so into he forgets for a moment what he’s doing he’s just owning the stage
• wickham has a song where he’s trying to seduce lydia but she’s not even listening she’s just monologuing about how excited she is to get laid
• during darcy’s second proposal he keeps hesitating waiting for lizzy to interrupt him like she has done every time before but she doesn’t say anything until he’s finished
• at the end mary sits down at the piano and right where she’d usually be interrupted, kitty joins her and harmonises
•  jane and bingley have the adorable upbeat romantic duet which is just them being super polite like ‘oh so nice to have you here’ ‘so nice to be here’ interspersed with their inner monologue which is just them being like fucking jesus I’m so in love
• the bingley sisters probably have a really cool mean solo
• lady catherine has this terrifying disney villain song in the garden
• there’s for sure a song about ribbon shopping

Hi I need this in order to survive.

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satanickpanick:

lizzibennet:

vilindeer:

lizzibennet:

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

She also said women should have financial autonomy and legal rights. :)

jane austen: men should be softer and kinder and women should be allowed to be witty and funny and independent

me: fuckin superb u funky little regency ladie

jane austen: soft masculinity! strong femininity! 

me, yearning: yes ma’am

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professorsparklepants:

brawltogethernow:

professorsparklepants:

I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.

It’s one serving if you serve all of it to yourself at once.

I like the way you think, friend.

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